To every news outlet,
I have not yet caught SARS,
Swine Flu,
been attacked by Africanized killer bees,
contracted AIDS
or HIV,
or west nile virus,
been bombed by a Afghan radiological dispersal dirty bomb,
lost my civilization via Y2K bug,
caught Mad Cow Disease,
played videogames enough to alter my perception of reality and fantasy,
been prey to online predators,
caught Salmonella from tomatoes,
lost my life to 6/6/06,
had my planet destroyed by an asteroid,
joined a suicidal cult,
or any of the stuff you guys tell me will happen to me.
But thanks for scaring the hell out of me for no reason.
