Please please please,

start wearing uniforms. I really can’t tell the difference between who works there and who just wears nice clothes. So seriously, consider -at least- a nametag or a hat or something. I don’t want to have to wait until you fold clothes or do something that is very employee-like. It’s just so inconvenient.

PS: I’ll be shopping at Gap until you guys get your act together; they all have radios in their back pocket.

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