The Coolest Thing Since Being Gay

is being Indian. From Mohinder, the sort of good-looking Indian guy in Heroes to Latika, the very hot Indian girl in Slumdog Millionaire, Indian people have been all the rage in Hollywood. The whole gay and lesbian thing right now is getting too played out and too often imitated (Lindsay Lohan) which explains the sudden spark in the very opposite direction: Indian. Indians are so not gay that their country, India (just in case you didn’t know), is the second most populated country on Earth. Which country is the most populated you ask?

China. And if you’re a girl, I’ll prove to you I’m not gay. Free of charge.

Well anyway, back to India. India has a population growth rate of 1.578%. I don’t know what that means, but compared to United State’s 0.883%, India is having tons more sex.

But if you think this is the beginning of the Indian trend, you’re wrong. I traced back the trend as far back as the 1940’s.

Some guy named Gandhi was his own stylist who made his own clothes, a revolutionary in making starving yourself cool, and a not-gay guy.

Anyway, I’ve already bought my own Kurta Pajama to hop on this Indian trend before it gets replaced.