Shoes

“I don’t really care what people think about me. I just do whatever I like” are the same people who look at my shoes and go “I wouldn’t wear those; They are so ugly.” Good one on keeping up with your promise of not caring what other people think.

As you can see, shoe comfortability correlates directly to shoe ugliness. Do you think glass slippers are comfortable?

Didn’t think so.

This is why all running shoes are ugly; they’re comfortable. Okay I’m done.

WAIT: I won’t sacrifice my comfortability to appease your eyes. CROCS ROOL.