My Middle Finger System

I’ll be awarding middle fingers for things I don’t like on the internet.

Brokencyde Brokencyde, you’ve combined two of the crappiest tricks in singing from the last couple years: screaming and autotuning. Are you serious? Well, it’s supposed to be funny, right? Judging from the comments commending the band, it seems like some people genuinely like this. I don’t like to say bad words too much, but what the fuck? This is really just absolute meatspin.

I’ll give it 2 out of 5 middle fingers. (I have 5 hands or something)

Millionaires You know what I hate more than the alcohol-loving, binge-drinking, too-cool-for-school attitude girl? 3 alchohol-loving, binge-drinking, too-cool-for-school attitude girls, who boast about it. Yeah, I know some of you girls who might sometimes go on my blog because you’re my friend on myspace are like “What? This song is so cool!” Well, there’s a reason why you’re only my friend on myspace. You’re the girl who gets drunk with you friends and posts your pictures of you drinking some shots and stuff so the whole world can see how badass you are. Yeah yeah, we understand; you’re dumb. These are the same types of girls who make out with other girls for attention. I understand, you’re an attention whore. Or a regular one. Either way, you’re a whore. And you know what happens to whores.

I’ll give it a 3 out of 5 middle fingers.

3 Oh! 3

These guys already get one automatic middle finger for having a really tough to figure out name, at least for me anyway. Like Brokencyde, I can’t tell how serious these guys are, but considering how much radioplay these guys get, damn, they are horrible. Is it supposed to be funny? Serious? What is it? It’s not really funny or good or anything; it just makes me angry sort of. Basically, Brokencyde is a lot worse than 3Oh!3, but these guys are much more famous and they really get on my nerves as they are played about every 5 minutes on any “hits” station. Also, I’m too lazy to rearrange the order of the middle finger list.

I’ll give them 4 out of 5 middle fingers.

Fred

Being random was never really that funny and stopped being SORT OF funny a little after I stopped thinking girls had penises. What I’m saying is: being random was only funny to me when I had no taste and had no comedic values. But Fred here, well, he’s beyond not funny; he’s infuriating. He’s making complete crap AND he’s making money from doing this. When M. Night Shyamalan made The Happening, people were saying it was total crap, but Fred? He’s getting 4 out of five stars on youtube for putting his videos in fast forward and acting like a retard being himself.

Infinity middle fingers.