Astrology. More like ASStrology AMIRITE?
In one poll, 31% of Americans expressed a belief in astrology and, according to another study, 39% considered it scientific. So people really believe that the planets and stars and stuff can really determine what is going to happen to them? People really pay money to find out some vague idea of what’s in store for the rest of their life? And they don’t even realize that all astrological horoscopes apply to everyone. It’s so dumb, right?
It’s as dumb as Scientology, where people believe there are alien spirits in us or some crazy stuff like that.
I even heard there’s some crazy religion that believes in talking bushes that are what? On fire? And there’s a guy with reviving powers and he can walk on water? This guy is also the son of a VIRGIN mother! How crazy is that? It doesn’t even make sense!
And you can’t only agree with only one of those claims; if you’re going to disregard a religion or set of beliefs on account of its lack of logic, then you have to disregard all of them. You can’t look at Scientology or any other apparently crazy religion and call their religion illogical if you haven’t really evaluated the credibility of your own.
BOOYAH!
