Swine flu, along with SARS, killer bees, and avian bird flu, is still around, but doesn’t get anymore broadcast time. These world-ending epidemics that all the news stations were warning us about which weren’t so epidemic are no longer even mentioned.

Probably because Jon and Kate are just so much more interesting.

And while in hella countries, people are dying from war, starvation, and crazy ass diseases,

the little girls, like Maddy McCann, whose parents lost them get hundreds of hours of TV playtime.

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