August 2009
6 posts
To every news outlet,
I have not yet caught SARS,
Swine Flu,
been attacked by Africanized killer bees,
contracted AIDS
or HIV,
or west nile virus,
been bombed by a Afghan radiological dispersal dirty bomb,
lost my civilization via Y2K bug,
caught Mad Cow Disease,
played videogames enough to alter my perception of reality and fantasy,
been prey to online predators,
caught Salmonella from tomatoes,
lost my...
Ostentation
I’m not talking directly at anyone here; I’m talking to everyone, probably myself.
There comes a point where being ornamental and flashy becomes just ridiculous.
As I mentioned in another blog, I just don’t understand the absolute lack of usefulness and need. I understand you could be like “Kevin, you’re saying that fashion is absolutely worthless? That’s...
People sometimes call me arrogant, but I’m just better than them.
I think
Without being reminded constantly about what I take for granted, I selfishly continue my life oblivious to how lucky I really am.
There was a lady I saw the other day. She was having trouble walking with a limp. I couldn’t help but feel like a completely greedy selfish spoiled idiot. She was having trouble walking. And when she’s at her home, trying to walk around without ease,...
Letter to Urban Outfitters and Zumiez
Please please please,
start wearing uniforms. I really can’t tell the difference between who works there and who just wears nice clothes. So seriously, consider -at least- a nametag or a hat or something. I don’t want to have to wait until you fold clothes or do something that is very employee-like. It’s just so inconvenient.
PS: I’ll be shopping at Gap until you guys...
The Coolest Thing Since Being Gay
is being Indian.
From Mohinder, the sort of good-looking Indian guy in Heroes to Latika, the very hot Indian girl in Slumdog Millionaire, Indian people have been all the rage in Hollywood. The whole gay and lesbian thing right now is getting too played out and too often imitated (Lindsay Lohan) which explains the sudden spark in the very opposite direction: Indian. Indians are so not gay that...