October 2009
2 posts
Guys and Dolls
My brother recommended me see this, so I watched a documentary online called Guys and Dolls, about some guys who talk about their love for their human sex doll. It’s a real good documentary that really sheds light on a group of people who you really never thought actually existed. It’s sad and it’s very interesting. It’s kinda like Planet Earth with fake rubber vaginas....
August 2009
6 posts
To every news outlet,
I have not yet caught SARS,
Swine Flu,
been attacked by Africanized killer bees,
contracted AIDS
or HIV,
or west nile virus,
been bombed by a Afghan radiological dispersal dirty bomb,
lost my civilization via Y2K bug,
caught Mad Cow Disease,
played videogames enough to alter my perception of reality and fantasy,
been prey to online predators,
caught Salmonella from tomatoes,
lost my...
Ostentation
I’m not talking directly at anyone here; I’m talking to everyone, probably myself.
There comes a point where being ornamental and flashy becomes just ridiculous.
As I mentioned in another blog, I just don’t understand the absolute lack of usefulness and need. I understand you could be like “Kevin, you’re saying that fashion is absolutely worthless? That’s...
People sometimes call me arrogant, but I’m just better than them.
I think
Without being reminded constantly about what I take for granted, I selfishly continue my life oblivious to how lucky I really am.
There was a lady I saw the other day. She was having trouble walking with a limp. I couldn’t help but feel like a completely greedy selfish spoiled idiot. She was having trouble walking. And when she’s at her home, trying to walk around without ease,...
Letter to Urban Outfitters and Zumiez
Please please please,
start wearing uniforms. I really can’t tell the difference between who works there and who just wears nice clothes. So seriously, consider -at least- a nametag or a hat or something. I don’t want to have to wait until you fold clothes or do something that is very employee-like. It’s just so inconvenient.
PS: I’ll be shopping at Gap until you guys...
The Coolest Thing Since Being Gay
is being Indian.
From Mohinder, the sort of good-looking Indian guy in Heroes to Latika, the very hot Indian girl in Slumdog Millionaire, Indian people have been all the rage in Hollywood. The whole gay and lesbian thing right now is getting too played out and too often imitated (Lindsay Lohan) which explains the sudden spark in the very opposite direction: Indian. Indians are so not gay that...
July 2009
20 posts
Shoes
“I don’t really care what people think about me. I just do whatever I like”
are the same people who look at my shoes and go
“I wouldn’t wear those; They are so ugly.”
Good one on keeping up with your promise of not caring what other people think.
As you can see, shoe comfortability correlates directly to shoe ugliness.
Do you think glass slippers are...
My Middle Finger System
I’ll be awarding middle fingers for things I don’t like on the internet.
Brokencyde
Brokencyde, you’ve combined two of the crappiest tricks in singing from the last couple years: screaming and autotuning. Are you serious? Well, it’s supposed to be funny, right? Judging from the comments commending the band, it seems like some people genuinely like this. I don’t...
Hybrid Public Bike
I think this is a really cool concept: a bike with a energy storing dynamo in the wheel so that after you rent the bike, stored energy from riding/braking is collected by the bike drop-off points and used as energy for the buses. Even cooler is the fact that you use a card that collects credits as you store more energy and after collecting a certain amount of energy, your bus ride is free.
...
I just don't understand jewlery
I don’t get what value there is in silver and gold and all these precious metals. Sure, they’re rare, but what do they do? They’re rocks. You used to think the Pet Rock fad was stupid, but…
These rocks were four dollars each and they don’t really do anything.
This rock is worth 16.2 million dollars, and it pretty much does the same thing.
It’s the same...
Astrology. More like ASStrology AMIRITE?
In one poll, 31% of Americans expressed a belief in astrology and, according to another study, 39% considered it scientific. So people really believe that the planets and stars and stuff can really determine what is going to happen to them? People really pay money to find out some vague idea of what’s in store for the rest of their life? And they don’t even realize that all...
Sometimes
it’s better to be good-looking than being talented.
If you’re a hot girl or guy, sometimes, you do things that suck and everyone compliments you.
I see this on youtube all the time. I’ll watch a video of someone playing a cover of a song I like and it’s horrible, but so many people defend the videomaker because they are a girl or a guy or whatever.
Like here, where...
http://www.whoisthecutest.com/ →
Connie showed me this.
“When I was younger, I used to think girls had penises that fell off when they...”
– Kevin Tran (me)
How is it
that I know that global warming is going to ruin the world and that the cars I ride in and energy I waste is all going to kill me and my children and how I know green and clean efficiency and energy is the biggest thing in stores and cars and commercials, but I don’t even recycle all the time. And I almost never pick up other people’s trash.
Isn’t my responsiblity only one...
People used to call me emo all the time. And then...
and now I’m not emo.
Please, judge me not by the color and length of my hair, but by the content of my character.
Martin Luther King worked very hard for this.
What do you want to do before you die?
I want to save someone’s life when they’re in like a real bad scenario. Like someone stuck in a burning building or someone actually dying. That’s probably the coolest feeling to ever have.
I saw Moon
It was pretty good.
some guy
today was driving in front of me and my brother. then his tire blew up and he ran into the center divide curb. i told my brother to stop and told him that if we did, good karma ensues.
so my brother pulls over and i get out of the car and ask
“do you need any help?”
guy in other car said “shit dude!!!” preceding “that was gnarly.”
at that point, i...
it's lame that
people automatically assign the different asian and middle eastern and latino people into incorrect ethnicities all the time.
if you were ever an asian or middle eastern or latino person, you totally know what i’m talking about.
like when you’re vietnamese, people will always call you korean or japanese or chinese or filipino. all they have to say is asian and it’s fine.
or...
i'm up at six am
and i wear crocs
and i play yugioh
June 2009
8 posts
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because his heart couldn't "Beat It"
RIP Michael Jackson
It’s sad; Michael Jackson the King of Pop died earlier this week.
Farrah Fawcett died too, but she never made any good songs.
And Ed McMahon died even earlier than that, but to be honest, I didn’t know who he was.
The first person I thought of was Vince McMahon from WWF (circa 1999).
Anyway,
there’s been talk that Justin Timberlake will be the new Michael Jackson....
“Nutted on!!!”
– A couple weeks ago, I overhead a less than ten year old kid playing basketball and he exclaimed that after he shot the ball. Can he really even bust a nut? Let alone, nut on someone.
““Aren’t you hungry?” he asked, distracted.
“No.”...”
– Twilight (on Cracked) Apparently, a book full of cheesy girl fantasies.
Television News
Swine flu, along with SARS, killer bees, and avian bird flu, is still around, but doesn’t get anymore broadcast time. These world-ending epidemics that all the news stations were warning us about which weren’t so epidemic are no longer even mentioned.
Probably because Jon and Kate are just so much more interesting.
And while in hella countries, people are dying from war,...
Movie Review: Garden State [1/10]
This movie is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a while. I know it’s old, but damn, it’s good.
Unfortunately, I hate the movie and I award it a 1/10 for deepening my coherency that I will never ever ever make whoopie with Natalie Portman and also never be Zach Braff. Zach, why can’t I be you?
twitter
twitter is not that tight. first of all, 90% of the tweets are like
“out with my friend” , “at the mall” , “watching twilight”, “i’m grounded fml”.
i care about your boring life as much as you care about my boring life.
the remaining 10% is like conversation between two people. which is not what twitter is made for.
occasionally, there...